You deserve a new pool!
Prospective pool owners should know:
Your teenager will learn to take care of the pool.
You will raise an Olympic swimmer in your backyard.
Hot chicks will swarm your property.
Oh Spock, don’t ruin it for them.
So… What kind of pool do you want?
Once you contract for that fantastic new swimming pool it will be time to enroll in Pool School.
In about a year you’ll graduate and move on to The Aquatic Academy.
You’ll learn to say words like, reagent, escutcheon, and trichloroisocyanuric.
You’ll learn double speak like:
Your media has diminished flow and should be cleaned.
Backwash your filter.
In another year or so you’ll be qualified to open your own pool service.
And you just might do it.
If you’re considering a new swimming pool follow my page.
Because leaders need followers.
And I’m a leader Dammit.